August 2010
3 posts
I Don't Get No Respect...
Rodney Dangerfield was a pretty funny guy. It’s hard to come up with one-liners like he did…
“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”
“My wife told me to to take out the garbage. I said, ‘You made it, YOU take it out!’”
Good stuff…
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U jUsT dOn'T uNdErStAnD (a PoEm)
A box is in the room,
A box is in the room,
There is a box in my room?
Where O’ where did you come from you box?
Did you come from here or there?
How about i stomp on you you evil box!
I will punish you box.
Don’t look at me like that…
I hate you.
I am going to KILL you.
Don’t you understand? Can’t you see?
I AM NOT SOMEONE TO BE TRIFLED WITH?
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