September 2010
14 posts
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Please Mark Zuckerberg...
It was only a matter of time before Facebook had its own movie. It basically runs the world now, so why not? And why is this movie going to be so popular? I’ll tell you why. Because it’s a movie, that’s why.
I’m sure that Zuckerberg had a decent amount of say in what goes on in the movie. And as per any young, red-blooded male millionaire, he would tweak the movie to...
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It's been an honor serving you sir. Now give me...
“Now, shut your cry hole!”
Sealab 2021, another golden project of [adult swim]. Oh it was funny. Not as funny as Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, but still funny nonetheless.
Recently I have come to thoroughly enjoy these shows. I would love to do one some time. It would be a rewarding experience.
WatchHAHAHAHA.
Well, I'm Almost Done
Yes, it is true. I am almost finished with my first full length novel. The keyword in that sentence being first. It is a strange feeling, but a good one to say the least. What an accomplishment! It won’t be the longest novel ever… I mean, it is a satire… Then again Don Quixote is a F(PH)AT book. I think my story is one that is good and entertaining. I think it’s original....
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This one’s for the boys.
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Growing Up Kroeger
Ahhh, Chad Kroeger. Nobody is as dope as this guy. His golden locks, his chiseled face, how the wind just blows through his hair at will and, of course, who could forget his rock-star demeanor with his multiple and varied leather jackets…
Yes, Chad Kroeger has many faces. Sometimes people mistake him for Sammy Hagar when in reality it’s Chad Kroeger. “That always pisses me...
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A word of Wisdom
“It’s never too soon nor too late for love, my dear. It arrives exactly when it means to. And you can count on love because love is true and just. Love is always there in even the smallest of amounts and you can never stop it; not with a thousand swords or a million armies! Not with the most powerful of tanks or the heaviest of artilleries. Not even death can stop love! You can feel love as it...
I'm in an OG mood right now...
I think my fav rapperlicious homies as of right now:
haha, i can’t believe i forgot Jigga
and
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
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Well... It's Thursday again...
And I have to pee. I NEED. Hmmm, what else do I have to say here?
I really would want to be on Saturday Night Live. I think that would be so fun…
^ Here we have Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell and Chris Parnell performing in what can be considered one of the classic SNL skits, “Blue Oyster Cult.”
Oh, it just looks like TONS OF FUN. Superkalofragilisticexpealidocious.
Ah, to...
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LOST SHAKESPEARE POEM RECOVERED!
The final Shakespeare poem has been found! And here it is, you saw it first, exclusively on my Tumblr… This… is CNN…N.
Brothers,
Where art thou casting thine obscene squalor?
Pray thee, tell us!
Halt! All executions are thus called up,
Their day of reckoning is NIGH.
Spread thy legs, whore of injustice!
Receive thine comeuppance!
For the lost are always searching,
They...
Why...
does everyone get to do what they want to do but I don’t… That’s my question for the world right now…
Look at Me! I AM MAN! I AM YOU!
Well, it’s official. I am a perfectly crafted human specimen. I did a left brain/right brain test and I am exactly equal. I am using 100% of my brain. I mean, it makes sense… I DO have a myriad of magic abilities.
This guy. What a smart guy. He’s so SERIOUS.
<3
- Tyson
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I am Bored in School.
Mane, I an so board at skoole. Mai daye tooday iz sow longe! I git op at 8 an than I gow to mai threi our arte clase. than i gow 2 coputar clase an THAN i gow 2 mai necst coputar clase in digeetuhl midea! an than i haz 2 gow too werk! WUT IZ THES!
Whew, spelling everything wrong is so HARD! It takes more thinking than spelling everything right. I guess I have to thank skool MYSELF for that.
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One of My Favs...
What to say? Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law is definitely one of the funnier shows on [adultswim]. The humor is awkward. The script is random and contains all of your favorite Hanna-Barbara characters. Watch it if you have not.
