This is Shad. He’s one of the sickest rappers I’ve heard in a while. Eminem says, “Will Smith doesn’t need to swear to sell albums, well I do…” Shad doesn’t swear either and his lyrics are still like watching the first unicorn acquire it’s magic.
Excerpt from a Diary in 2003
There is nothing more horrible then waking up in the middle of a sea of sadness. My hollow corpse emits a foul odor that I never knew existed. Someone erase me. I’ve never met anyone like her. Her crimson eyes bleached blue. She caresses my hand, my Jack O’Lantern wristband brushes her soft skin. I breathe the words, “Kiss me,” into her ear. Nothing. Her visage fades. My...
Chorus Yeah. Uh Huh. I gotta piss. Erry time I...
FROTH (as the title implies).
Ok, so if you are in love with the office and have been since the first season, then you’ll probably join in with me in saying that the most recent season seven episode was the best of the season so far. But in its epicness, it probably snags the number three spot after Jim and Pam getting married in season six and after Michael gets back together with Holly a few episodes prior. Steve...
Do You Care If I Don't Know What To Say?
I don’t know about you… But Tom Delonge is seriously one of my favorite musicians. This pic is from his Box Car Racer days, although sounding similar to Blink-182 - Mark Hoppus, was a really good album. Travis Barker killed on the tracks with his solid as frik drumming. Good stuff… Also, WHERE IS THIS BLINK-182 REUNION ALBUM?
(500) Days of Improv Presents: Tyson Stakes. This is the first video of me performing my first “true” stand up routine. All the material is completely original. I had a ton of fun! I hope you gangstaz all enjoy it.
The Song of Today
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot - Brand New If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I'll grow old and start acting my age. I'll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that's harder...
I Have Begun ANOTHER New Project
I recently watched the Italian Neo-Realist masterpiece, Bicycle Thieves, directed by Vittorio De Sica. It opened my eyes, it took my world view and punched it in the scrotum. Not really. Although I did enjoy the movie. It was good. I also can appreciate the Italian Neo-Realist approach to film-making (e.g. using non-professional actors, shooting on location, portraying the lower-class working...
Ahhh Environmental Science
Un das bubble? It’s the perfect time to not pay attention. My professor looks like Ray Liotta: Just put some glasses on him… and some jeans and Pay-Less bowling shoes. He puts up Powerpoint slides with a lot of words, talks about 3 of the 400 words on each slide and then changes slides, rendering not taking impossible. I don’t get it. This is Paula. She has a deep...
This is the Best
TH The future of children’s books for the desensitized children of this generation.
I Wanna Be a Stand Up So Bad
Just finished watching Bowfinger. Such a great movie starring Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy. It always fuels my dream of being a comic. I’m down.
idrewrobots asked: tyson! is this you? haha
Some Comedy Pointers from Someone Who Knows Just a...
I am starting to commence my dream of being a stand up comedian. Well, I guess that’s not my #1 dream. But it’s part of an overall dream I have; to make people laugh. So yeah. I have a pretty big first “real” gig coming up. I’ve done a few stand up gigs that were mostly impromptu routines that had varying degrees of success (one of them being for a large group of...